Haha! So I had come across this as a foerward in my mail box.. & found it funny enough to save it in my drafts. I wonder why this was in my drafts.. maybe at that time I wanted to add a bit of my own to this.. which obviously today, I don't remember. Thought these were funny enough to publish. BUT these lines will still not work!! :P
- Should I call you in the morning or should I nudge you?
- Honey, I'm new to this town - do u think I could have directions to your house?
- Hi. You'll do.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- What is your first name? Hmm.., that goes kinda well with my last name.
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary.
- If I could re-arranged he alphabets, I'd put U & I together.
- So tell me about yourself. Your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My Jaw!!