Pick up lines that may NOT work

Haha! So I had come across this as a foerward in my mail box.. & found it funny enough to save it in my drafts. I wonder why this was in my drafts.. maybe at that time I wanted to add a bit of my own to this.. which obviously today, I don't remember. Thought these were funny enough to publish. BUT these lines will still not work!! :P

• Should I call you in the morning or should I nudge you?


• Honey, I'm new to this town - do u think I could have directions to your house?


• Hi. You'll do.


• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.


• What is your first name? Hmm.., that goes kinda well with my last name.


• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary.


• If I could re-arranged he alphabets, I'd put U & I together.


• So tell me about yourself. Your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.


• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My Jaw!!