I have to admit, I was no big Rajni fan till about a couple of months ago. I also admit that I haven't seen any of his movies in the cinemas till date. Whatever I have watched is on the small screen; on cable. Caught Sivaji too a month or so back.
While I liked him for all that I used to keep reading on & off about him, I never really understood the mass hysteria... (
still don't as much..) I also remember having come across a newspaper space about him which I'd found hilarious then & I'd taken a pic from my phone. Never uploaded & forwarded it coz I thought it was amusing enough but not that good that I'd forward it. You see, I didn't understand his stature so well then. :P
Robot changed things.
[Err.. I haven't seen that too yet...I'm going going!!] Suddenly, I started receiving sms'es about him since some time back. First I thought they were again a passing phase of the crazy things under his name, but I admit after the first 3 days, I actually looked forward to the messages on the 4th day. [that is when I decided to watch Sivaji on cable too :P] It actually grew on me. Now since I got interested in him, I obviously discovered more.
His simplicity, his philantrophy, his genuineness, his groundedness & most importantly, he as a father. [When a child talks about a parent in glowing terms, its THE biggest indicator for the kind of parent someone is.]
Coming back to the topic that actually made me go under his spell, are the impossible [Ohhh..
Possibly Only Rajnikanth! :P ] kind of sms'es I keep getting about him [I won't call them funny..coz maybe they're true!! ;) :P]
Putting up that not so clear image I have with me.. I am writing down that trivia about him for better reading too. Also, I've added a few of mine taking the total count to 50. I'm sure they're lots more..but I've mentioned my very fav ones that I haven't deleted from my phone from all these days. I'm sure it'll make better reading here!
Enjoy!! :D
1] Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikant.
2]Rajnikant has counted to infinity twice.
3]When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing Earth down.
4]Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of the head.
5]Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
6]Rajnikant gave Monalisa that smile.
7]Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
8] Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9] Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth & boils the water with his own rage.
10] If you google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked' , you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
11] It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch
60 minutes.
12]The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
13] There are no weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
14] Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
15] The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
16]Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
17] Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
........& Some more,
18] Rajnikant woke up one day & decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world... & Google was born this way!!!
19] Ghosts are actually caused by Rajini killing people faster than death can process them!!
20] Once Rajnikanth tickled a boy & a girl. they grew up to be Archana Puran Singh & Navjot Singh Sidhu.
21] Mission Impossible" was first offered to Rajnikant. he declined it.. & the reason he gave was,
the title was insulting!!
22] Did you know, the pyramids in Egypt are actually --Rajnikant's primary school geometry project.
23] Once Rajnikant donated blood to a very small & thin child.. Today he is known as
'The Great Khali!!"
24] How did Newton die? He dies after watching Rajnikanth's movies as he couldn't bear to see Rajnikant breaking all the laws of physics which he made!
25] Once Rajnikant slipped & fell on the Indian species of crocodile; today they're called lizards.
26] Why did Rajnikant but 100 acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? ------ To play Carrom!!
27] In his childhood, Rajnikant once tossed some water in the sky..... & NASA has found traces of water on MARS!
28] Why 'Earthquake' occurs on Earth? Becoz at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibrate mode!
29] Once Rajnikant was on the hotseat of KBC; the computer needed lifelines to choose a question.
30] Once Rajnikant went to New Delhi.. ate a Pan & spat on a building... Today the building is known as the Red fort!
31] Rajnikant can write into a read only file!!
32] The Tamilnadu police now has a new bullet proof jacket. Its a T-shirt with Rajnikanth's photo printed on it.
33] What would've happened if Rajnikant would had been born a 100 years ago?? -- The British would've fought for their independence.
34] All those people worried about sea levels rising & drowning up small islands can breathe easy.. Rajnikant will soon finish his swim!
35] The world is not ending in 2012.. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 years warranty.
36] NASA closed. --
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for Diwali.
37] Do you know what the numerical digits are repeated after the digit 9? Becoz 'RAJNIKANT's name is made up of 9 letters.
38] Paul the Octopus was asked to predict Rajnikant's death. --
Paul Died.
39] ] Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospitalised... becoz Rajnikant poked him on facebook!
40] Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to 'Rajni'. becoz he understands that there really isn't anything 'Rajni' 'Can't!'
41] Once Rajnikant participated in bike race.......... don't even try to guess what happened.
Rajnikant won in neutral gear.
42] Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajnikant:
Rascala; how do you think the Earth spins!?
43] When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
44] Once Rajini went for morning walk & in the afternoon police arrested him!! WHY? becoz he reached USA without Visa...
45] East India company left India in 1947 becoz Rajni was supposed to be born in 1949!
46] Rajnikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.
Nobody fools Rajnikant.
47] When Rajnikant looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, becoz not even the mirror is stupid enough to get in between the two Rajnikants.
48] Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his fingers, by yelling; "BANG"!!
49] Once Rajnikant kicked a goat on the chin, the ascendants are called Giraffes today.
50] When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
& there's one Bonus too!! :P
51] Rajnikanth was once asked by a reporter how he felt about all the Rajnikanthers on the Internet & Sms'es? Rajnikanth replied: "Do u think they are jokes?"
Do you think these are all jokes?? ;)
