National Symbols, Objects and People -2012!

Read this article in an email and wanted to put this up for keeps in the coming years.
These were some national symbols, objects and people for 2012:

National Robot: Manmohan
National Joke: Rajnikant
Nationalsalesman: A Raja
NationalBalm: Sunny Leone
National struggler: Anna Hazare
National guests: Kasab, Afzal, Guru
National Jewellery store: Bappi Lahiri
National Horror: Nitin Gadikari
National concern: Rahul's marraige
National son in law: Robert Vadera
National asylum: Parliament
National bird: Nira Radia
National Palace: Tihar Jail
National Bank: Swiss bank
National Book: Kamasutra

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