Wednesday, December 22, 2010

99 Definitions to Life

Life is:
Mysterious & intense & curious & mad & happy & crazy & devilish & angelic & careless & cautious & carefree & blithe & joyous & childlike & egoistic & self centred & lovely & sweet & charming & pleasant & buoyant & vivacious & merry & affectionate & cheerful & sentimental & touching & moving & family & dazzling & treasured & magnificent & picturesque & travelsome & meaningful & understanding & influential & humbling & mammoth & aggressive & awed & fearsome & glorious & vast & huge & noteworthy & warm & passionate & fiery & friendly & revered & admirable & considerate & imaginative & aesthetic & spiritual & physical & creative & inventive & believing & trusting & gorgeous & loud & calm & wonderful & delightful & fascinating & puzzling & blurry& attractive & cherished & spectacular & expressive & stimulating & colorful & flamboyant & salty & spicy & wicked & dumb & bitter & tired & bland & dull & soggy & sad & teary & ugly & stressful & dreadful & ostentatious & lethargic & listless & beautiful & serene & striking & extraordinary & godly & most of all; Love.

Life is all of it.. & this all is what at different moments, we define as a life what we live.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Lag Jaa Gale....

While I didn't stick to my every-month-post-one-song declaration, they had been songs that I had in my drafts section, which I somehow never posted. Here's one of them.




I haven't seen the movie but I like Sadhana's poise & Manoj's undecidedly mixed emotions to her.

Another slow melody.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Aloneness

Between the interim of entering & exiting this world alone - Oh how difficult it is break the illusion that we aren't alone....



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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Back Up Backfire

Now-a-days, we have a back up for just about everything. Even before we venture into something, we pre-plan the back-up just in case the venture doesn't take off. Whilst its good in things,
Honest relations can never be formed that way. If you are constantly keeping in your mind that you have a back up to rely on.. looking over your shoulder; the relation is never bound to get strong enough. The first difficult waters...or even a slight lack in the relation is sure to pull your mind to your back up. Once can never be present in the current relation that way. Can't take totally, can't give totally, can't belong in the now fully.

Sometimes you have to close the escape routes to really give your best to something-- before thinking to give it up or even knowing if that is what you really want.

Not every back up is a good plan.

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Friday, November 26, 2010

Saaaar, Meee too!!!

I have to admit, I was no big Rajni fan till about a couple of months ago. I also admit that I haven't seen any of his movies in the cinemas till date. Whatever I have watched is on the small screen; on cable. Caught Sivaji too a month or so back.

While I liked him for all that I used to keep reading on & off about him, I never really understood the mass hysteria... (still don't as much..) I also remember having come across a newspaper space about him which I'd found hilarious then & I'd taken a pic from my phone. Never uploaded & forwarded it coz I thought it was amusing enough but not that good that I'd forward it. You see, I didn't understand his stature so well then. :P

Robot changed things. [Err.. I haven't seen that too yet...I'm going going!!] Suddenly, I started receiving sms'es about him since some time back. First I thought they were again a passing phase of the crazy things under his name, but I admit after the first 3 days, I actually looked forward to the messages on the 4th day. [that is when I decided to watch Sivaji on cable too :P] It actually grew on me. Now since I got interested in him, I obviously discovered more.
His simplicity, his philantrophy, his genuineness, his groundedness & most importantly, he as a father. [When a child talks about a parent in glowing terms, its THE biggest indicator for the kind of parent someone is.]

Coming back to the topic that actually made me go under his spell, are the impossible [Ohhh.. Possibly Only Rajnikanth! :P ] kind of sms'es I keep getting about him [I won't call them funny..coz maybe they're true!! ;) :P]

Putting up that not so clear image I have with me.. I am writing down that trivia about him for better reading too. Also, I've added a few of mine taking the total count to 50. I'm sure they're lots more..but I've mentioned my very fav ones that I haven't deleted from my phone from all these days. I'm sure it'll make better reading here!
Enjoy!! :D




1] Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikant.

2]Rajnikant has counted to infinity twice.

3]When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing Earth down.

4]Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of the head.

5]Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

6]Rajnikant gave Monalisa that smile.

7]Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

8] Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

9] Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth & boils the water with his own rage.

10] If you google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked' , you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

11] It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

12]The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

13] There are no weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

14] Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

15] The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

16]Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

17] Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.


........& Some more,

18] Rajnikant woke up one day & decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world... & Google was born this way!!!

19] Ghosts are actually caused by Rajini killing people faster than death can process them!!

20] Once Rajnikanth tickled a boy & a girl. they grew up to be Archana Puran Singh & Navjot Singh Sidhu.

21] Mission Impossible" was first offered to Rajnikant. he declined it.. & the reason he gave was, the title was insulting!!

22] Did you know, the pyramids in Egypt are actually --Rajnikant's primary school geometry project.

23] Once Rajnikant donated blood to a very small & thin child.. Today he is known as 'The Great Khali!!"

24] How did Newton die? He dies after watching Rajnikanth's movies as he couldn't bear to see Rajnikant breaking all the laws of physics which he made!

25] Once Rajnikant slipped & fell on the Indian species of crocodile; today they're called lizards.

26] Why did Rajnikant but 100 acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? ------ To play Carrom!!

27] In his childhood, Rajnikant once tossed some water in the sky..... & NASA has found traces of water on MARS!

28] Why 'Earthquake' occurs on Earth? Becoz at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibrate mode!
29] Once Rajnikant was on the hotseat of KBC; the computer needed lifelines to choose a question.

30] Once Rajnikant went to New Delhi.. ate a Pan & spat on a building... Today the building is known as the Red fort!

31] Rajnikant can write into a read only file!!

32] The Tamilnadu police now has a new bullet proof jacket. Its a T-shirt with Rajnikanth's photo printed on it.

33] What would've happened if Rajnikant would had been born a 100 years ago?? -- The British would've fought for their independence.

34] All those people worried about sea levels rising & drowning up small islands can breathe easy.. Rajnikant will soon finish his swim!

35] The world is not ending in 2012.. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 years warranty.

36] NASA closed. -- Rajnikant bought all the rockets for Diwali.

37] Do you know what the numerical digits are repeated after the digit 9? Becoz 'RAJNIKANT's name is made up of 9 letters.

38] Paul the Octopus was asked to predict Rajnikant's death. -- Paul Died.

39] ] Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospitalised... becoz Rajnikant poked him on facebook!

40] Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to 'Rajni'. becoz he understands that there really isn't anything 'Rajni' 'Can't!'

41] Once Rajnikant participated in bike race.......... don't even try to guess what happened. Rajnikant won in neutral gear.

42] Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajnikant: Rascala; how do you think the Earth spins!?

43] When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

44] Once Rajini went for morning walk & in the afternoon police arrested him!! WHY? becoz he reached USA without Visa...

45] East India company left India in 1947 becoz Rajni was supposed to be born in 1949!

46] Rajnikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Rajnikant.

47] When Rajnikant looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, becoz not even the mirror is stupid enough to get in between the two Rajnikants.

48] Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his fingers, by yelling; "BANG"!!

49] Once Rajnikant kicked a goat on the chin, the ascendants are called Giraffes today.

50] When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

& there's one Bonus too!! :P

51] Rajnikanth was once asked by a reporter how he felt about all the Rajnikanthers on the Internet & Sms'es? Rajnikanth replied: "Do u think they are jokes?"

Do you think these are all jokes?? ;)

Thursday, November 25, 2010

I Thank...

Its the Thanksgiving weekend. Although we do not celebrate it in India, we all know about it thro' the ever compacting distance the virtual world creates for us.

& though I'm not in line for discount stores online or otherwise, [India should adopt something like this..! ] I'm not going to miss the opportunity to the preeminent purpose of the celebrations. To thank God for the blessings bestowed upon me.
In the numerous many things I am thankful to God for, I'd state atleast the ones which may be very common, yet I don't thank him enough for. [Somehow I've always related to my god as 'He.']

I'm thankful:
  • for a complete family,
  • for the additions in my family, who are lovely people as well,
  • for my precious closest friends who understand me in & out & have accepted me for what I am,
  • for getting back in touch with my school friends who are my best well wishers.
  • for no physical defects whatsoever,
  • for giving me a sheltered life,
  • for helping me find my own person,
  • for my education,
  • for the good food I get to eat everyday,
  • for my beautiful home,
  • for the amenities of 2/4 wheeler that I move easily in,
  • for my few priceless possessions,
  • for the sensitivity that makes me feel for others making me relate to them better,
  • for the people who care for me even when I'm non deserving,
  • for letting me find the beautiful people whom I could love dearly & who encompass my world.. bringing an inexpressible joy in it,
  • for making me a thinking person, which lets me accept things & evolve,
  • for the luxuries of travelling places,

  • & for all the numerous little things that I take too much for granted & may have missed mentioning here but which are huge blessings indeed.

In my on & off dissensions with you over so many things God, I'll never fail to be thankful for the wonderful things you have indulged me with. I know their worth & do value them.

Happy Thanksgiving.